we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
Anonymous said: In the song "One eyed, One horned, flying purple people eater" why the fuck does that guy try and make friends with it? it clearly eats people??! does he just look the other way? is our singer a cannibal? what is going on???
our singer is shia labeouf